Crochetitis ammonitosa

Short, but lively disease of the → human brain, the patient developes an addiction towards crocheting → ammonites

Symptoms and progress: After short research patient invents → crochet pattern, then crochets ammonites for several days, sews finished ammonites to base fabric and publishes pictures of results on the → internet, neglects household duties

Treatment: None, just sit the patient in a quiet corner with a supply of knitting yarns, crochet hooks in various sizes, base fabrics, pins, tapestry and sewing needles, sewing thread, small digital camera, internet connection

Notes: Similar, but more serious disease known as → Corallitis exists, where the patient crochets and/or knits corals. Some individuals have been known to crochet entire → coral reefs.


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